| 00:00 - 00:03 | And that's not even the worst part |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Ever since Hallie took off to Boston |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And turned her back on the Provo region |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Every time I see a woman running, I think its her. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | This happens every day mostly here, here, and here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I like the red arrows |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Hallie will be back in those places soon |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Hallie... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Hallie wont be coming back until November |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And you'll miss her birthday... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who hasn't facebook stalked Hallie should leave the room in shame |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Cotton headed ninny muggins! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who else are they attracted to...Taylor Swift? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Am I the only one losing sleep over this? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | She's the only reason that I have a facebook account |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I would be on a plane to Boston right now |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | But she's 2 inches taller than me even when I'm wearing these boots |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Can they not handle the fact |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That she cant drive to Alpine without getting back pains? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | She just lays in the back seat and sleeps while... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I would give up Poland to be in the car with her while she sleeps |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Hitler, Alpine is only 30 minutes away... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Have you even seen her in that sexy Jetta |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its too much |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I hide in the bushes out side her window |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Every Wednesday and Saturday evening |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Just to hear her ridiculous prayers |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who are we kidding? The entire Arian race |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Is modeled after the combination of Hallie Keenan and Chuck Norris |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And you're hung up on back pain... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I've heard she turned down Brad Pitt and Sean Connery in the same day |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was watching the Bachelorette |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's a wonderful show. Truly magnificent |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Reminds me of my own brilliance |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Regardless... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I would give anything to kiss Hallie the way Arie kisses Emily. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The date in Prague was my idea! Thats why we invaded Prague. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Sure. Jef was a good guy |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But Arie was a far, far better kisser. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And that can't be ignored. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You still have a chance, Hallie won't date him. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | In the end what hurts most |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | She's working for a man named Mitt Romney who's looks could tranquilize a horse |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | How can I compete? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Its all in vain |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's only a matter of time before she's running the nation herself |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | She'll force us all to dress well and ride ponies |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Lest all get burritos |
