| 00:00 - 00:03 | KIRK: I'm gonna charge the point with my sword. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | After that, I will kill them, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and take the point here just as easily. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I know we're playing Berlin rn but the enemy hasn't seen me yet. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | So I frankly don't give a fuck about dying. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Dw dawg I'll just built a rally point, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and our team will just steamroll them, gg ez. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | KIRK: Josh... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The players, |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | CUYLER: Half the players just left the game rn. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We're down 500 reinforcements at the first point. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone in the gang leave except: Cuyler and Kirk. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY ARE WE JUST THREE IN THIS FUCKING MATCH NOW? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHO ARE THEY, TO LEAVE THE FUCKING MATCH WITHOUT BUILDING A SINGLE RALLY POINT? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | EVEN THE AI CAN BUILD RALLIES NOW- |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | FOR FUCK'S SAKE! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THIS IS JUST LIKE HITLER IN HIS BUNKER RIGHT NOW. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | ALL THOSE FUCKING BUFFONS HAVE FAILED ME. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | TOGETHER WITH THOSE PAY-TO-WIN RUSSIAN FUCKS OUT THERE! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | KIRK: Josh calm the hell down it's just a fucking game! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | IT'S MORE THAN THAT, IT'S THE ONLY THING I HAVE! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | KIRK: Your skill issue is as big as Eric Cartman, Josh. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | SHUT YOUR FUCKING BITCH ASS OFF, KIRK. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU'RE ONE TO TALK! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | SINCE WHEN DID I SEE, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THE LEADERBOARD SAY YOU BUILT A SINGLE FUCKING RALLY POINT IN THIS MATCH? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | ONLY FOR YOU TO CHARGE YOUR BITCHASS SWORD ACHIEVING NOTHING. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | YOU COULD'VE ACTUALLY DONE SO MUCH FUCKING MORE YOU RETARD. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | LIKE ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GODDAMN GAME LIKE ME, CAPPING THE FUCKING POINT! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I WAS THE ONLY ONE THERE, MAN. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I WAS FACING 3 FUCKING SQUADS AT ONCE TRYING TO DEFEND THE GODDAMN BUILDING. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I may get no bitches, |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but I fucked them up, more harder than I did your mom last night! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | With nearly 60 fucking kills next to 13! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Traitors, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | GOD FOR-FUCKING-SAKEN TRAITORS WHO LEAVE THE MATCH AT THE FIRST SIGHT OF LOSS LIKE A BABY! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | IT'S SO FUCKING JOEVER FOR THIS RETARDED ASS MATCH. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And those fucking Russkies with their premium weapons, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | their Gaijin deep-throating dick sucking ass! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THIS FUCKING GAME WAS RIGGED FROM THE START! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | KRISABELLE: It's okay Angie, he just autistic. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We have 50 reinforcements left... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm keeping my last squad's honor here. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Don't bother spawning. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's... Hitlerover. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If you think I'm playing another fucking match with you SpecialEd retards, |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'd rather kill myself right here, right now. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm jerking off. |
