| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's Brentford |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | on Saturday |
| 00:05 - 00:08 | Pe will pick Ryan up here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and continue south west |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and then Rob up from here. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'll be there at 13.00 |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | hopefully there will be no traffic |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Errm |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | err |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tony wants a lift |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He knows a shortcut |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who didn't go the derby get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I was really looking forward to this |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A fucking shortcut |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Like against city |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We ended up lost |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Don't worry |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'll need extra fucking diesel |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We'll probably get beat as well |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He does my head in |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He's a good blue |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He's not too bad |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Define not too fucking bad |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking Dolphins |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Swimming at the baths |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Jumping through hoops |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | With chlorine stinging their eyes |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Trying to catch fish |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | thrown by dickheads |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | My afternoon is completely ruined now |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fuckoff and support the shite |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I was going to have a pint as well |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Not now though |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'll fuckoff home |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | No shortcut either |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Dolphins in Dovecot baths |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The fucking Cook Report |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We'll never get home |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | All the way through Tarbock |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll probably trip and get covered in blood |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Keep calm |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I might as well have done those jobs round the house |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Put a shelf up |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Jetwash the drive |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | At least Boothy doesn't need dropping off |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He lives in the wilderness now |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | 38 roundabouts |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Up the fucking toffees |
