| 00:00 - 00:05 | A contract with Google. They come knocking "Mr Dean! lets make some money!" |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | timelines are tight here, lots of work to be done |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | but we're experts, best in the industry |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | we tell them we don't need oversight or anything and we start construction |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | We get done with the renovation and forgot to run water lines to the kitchen |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | It's true! |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | It's true! |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | We told them they had to pay 50k more for it |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | It's true! |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | And the engineers all started to carry bottles of water in, daily! |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | They carry them up in their arms daily |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Walking from the grocery store, filling their cars. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | hundres of gallons! |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Then with all the people in there the trash started to pile up |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | and they asked us if we were going to clean it |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | we said they had to do it |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | they did! |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Imagine them all |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Google engineers carrying bags of trash |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | We told them they had to move it 50 feet to the other room daily |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | imagine it |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | And so they just carry a dripping bag in their hand |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | And they'd restock bags |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | and they got into doing this all the time, |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | and eventually they didn't even complain |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | carting it around |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | down the hall |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | tie it up and throw it away |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | like we never heard of a janitor |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | its true |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | and then... |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | and then! |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | one night! |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | an AC unit dies |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | it starts getting warm in the main room |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | and then the rest start to fail |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | they all fail |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | it starts getting really hot |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | hotter every day |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | We tell them we need more money to fix the AC |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | wouldn't that be included in the contract? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | it was but we made up a reason that they had to pay anyway |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | we just said it wasn't installed by us |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | and so we didn't do anything |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | They had to bring in spot coolers |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | and they barely did anything |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | wait till we move into the other side of the floor |
