| 00:00 - 00:03 | The enemy has broken through along a wide front, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | they've taken Austria and Lyon in the south |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the Polish navy has pushed into the outskirts of Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We may have to retreat some forces from the front |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and save our strength for the counter attack. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The Assault from the Army in Munich |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will bring the situation under control. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Munich... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Army in Munich is Polish |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It caused the loss of Switzerland and Austria |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These Generals will stay here: Croatia, Ruhr, Hamburg and Belgium |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Why is there a Polish Army in Munich?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How did it get there? we took Austria from them only last year |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This should not be in the realm of possibility |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I want to wring the neck of every one of you |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | What idiot allowed the Polish dogs into the Fatherland? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have been betrayed on all sides. By the british |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and the Russians in the North! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And you still have not taken Venice?!? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer the Italians have put up a strong defence |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They only have two units you dense fuck |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer they are a crafty peoples |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I should have you shot for such treachery |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I was betrayed! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My only true Ally Spain? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Eaten alive by the English in Iberia |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and driven into the Sea by the Egyptians |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have surrounded myself with fools and traitors |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | By the way I must impart some culinary knowledge |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's hard to cook Orangutang |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Ok but seriously I should have destroyed Poland with Stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I alone was capable of uniting Europe |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Uniting Europe under one Flag |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The German flag! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I cannot believe the French still live |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Were they not on the verge of death within the 1st year? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We should be in London by now and pushing into Liverpool! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But where are we? Hiding in a bunker in Frankfurt |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Drain them of Blood! The Allies must die |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Where are my nazi vampires that suck blood? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Aw it's ok he doesn't really have vampires |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Why did nobody tell me that |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Poland could retreat into Munich? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the war is lost. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But gentlemen if you think I will cease Unga Bunga tactics you are mistaken. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I would rather die than stop senseless attacks |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Leave me to goon |
