| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...and if only our army wasn't terrible |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we'd be able to hold off |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the clearly superior Egyptian forces |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We just have no answer |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | for their superior tactics in Italy |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But we're french.... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | so like we should be good |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Taylor |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Spain |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Spain will be recaptured by the Egyptians |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Italy will be as well |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room but Jacque, Pierre, Henri, and Francois |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How is this happening |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I won the naval battle |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have fucking laser ships |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | what do you mean my troops are terrible |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | how can we possible be losing |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | to these Egyptians |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | they aren't even real Italians |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | let alone their flimsy claims in Spain |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Taylor, they just never stop |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then fucking shoot them |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Taylor, we just keep missing our shots |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fucking aim next time dipshit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Do we have a full frontline? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How about cavalry? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A full backline, do we have cannons or just our thumbs up our asses? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'm so tired of feeling like my ass is getting fisted |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Why can't we just win one engagement |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Does everyone want to admit that we aren't real Italians either? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We had to work so hard to surprise them |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and now we're going to lose and we haven't even fought Sean |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What becomes of France after that |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I have a great Navy that can win |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | so why do our troops keep losing? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Why can't every fight be in the sea |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I wasted that entire idea tree if our troops suck |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | So many points put in to something so useless |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We might as well have gotten Espionage ideas |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then we could at least annoyed them a bit |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And instead we have ships that can't shoot anything |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay the Egyptians are totally better than us |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | When I started this war |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I really thought "20 min adventure" |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | In and out |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now I see the folly of my ways |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Guess we're all going to be eating falafel |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And maybe some nice lamb kafta |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I've made a huge mistake |
