| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hello Sharon we are proposing an RTO Policy |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | For employees who live 35 miles or less from HQ |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We also have people who live over 35 miles |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | For people who live 75 miles or more we can look at teams logs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | for when they show as away compared to people in an office |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | why don't we just throw some pizza parties and stuff |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | people then can collaborate when they arent working |
| 00:24 - 00:28 | But.. there have been people.. that... |
| 00:28 - 00:30 | ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We have reports that |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | people have moved away and no longer inside 35 miles |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Raj, JC, Jon, James, Dan, Shiv, Sam please leave the room, I don't understand why you're even here. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE COLLABORATING |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHY ISNT ANYONE GOING INTO THE OFFICE |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WE SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON PIZZA |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I WANT EVERYONE INTO THE OFFICE NOW |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WAIT, NOT EVERYONE. JUST I.T! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I DONT UNDERSTAND. THEY NEED TO TALK ABOUT THEIR SCRIPTS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WHICH THEY CAN DO REMOTELY |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BUT I WANT THEM IN THEIR SEATS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | YOURE THE ONE WHO MOVED TO THE WEST COAST |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DONT CARE THEY NEED TO BE IN THE OFFICE!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE, EVEN MY DBA TEAM SAYS SO |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | DATAVERSE BUSINESS ASSOCIATION |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WAIT, IS THAT WHAT DBA EVEN MEANS?! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IT DOESNT MATTER! GO IN THE OFFICE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | EVEN IF YOU MOVED AWAY |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | OR HAVE BEEN WORKING REMOTE FOR 50 YEARS |
| 02:09 - 02:11 | * CARY WALKS IN * |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | SHE CAN GO IN AND COLLAB WITH OTHER LINUX ADMINS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | EVEN THOUGH SHES THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES LINUX |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What was I just talking about? |
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