| 00:00 - 00:03 | BaldGorilla and Donkeyshow were spotted here. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Hans Gruber was spotted here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He’s a pussy. Always camps. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Fortunately, Donkeyshow camps too. Jackass. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Baldgorilla likes to play Zombies. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | As long as they have scorchers. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They should be fine. Jumping around. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My führer… |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Unfortunetly |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Donkeyshow broke his legs again. He scorcherd too low. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He only pack-a-punched once |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following stay: Hytal, Yodel, Kreps, and Boatfuck |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Donkeyshow is a fucking idiot! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Who the fuck scorchers with one crystal?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | One crystal! Legs broken like a limped dick calf!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | A limped dick cow! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Donkey always breaking his dick! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He does this almost every game! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Breaking his legs like Tanya Fucking Harding! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My führer, perhaps if he… |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Perhaps if he LEARNS how to SCORCHER! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mine führer maybe if Donkeyshow |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | HE’S A SCORCHING FAGGOT you fucking imbecile!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It’s all there!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Baldgorilla doesn’t even know |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | What direction to fly in! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He’s always flying the wrong way. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He’s always pinging shit you shouldn’t ping! That fucktard! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Colorblind piece of shit ass face fuck! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I mean how hard is it to ping a fucking contract! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And then he breaks his legs! And is down more than a gay guy at a concert! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fucking Hans is never there. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Hans can’t drive to save his life! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Fucking Driving Miss Daisy Queer! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck faces! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All of them are fucking idiots! Playing for years!! Years!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even my retarded cousin can drive a car in a video game! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fucking retards! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Donkeyshow flys a helicopter—fuckin disaster! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | HE BREAKS HIS LEGS SCORCHING!! SCORCHING! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don’t worry, Hans has extra crystals. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It doesn’t matter anymore. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They collected all the items anyway. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | There’s nothing more. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Nothing more to do. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Why the fuck is there a golden drum? What the fuck is that? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That makes no fucking sense. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe I’ll leave with a scorcher? |
