| 00:00 - 00:03 | Gov. Abbott of Texas |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | shifted focus again. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Targeting teachers |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | who are transgender. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Speaking to the Young Conservatives of Texas. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is a covert Hitler-Jugend group. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They're far more loyal to me. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they're... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They're raising money for him, statewide. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Local Nazis are not getting their share. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who said I could trust the Young Republicans, leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | These scabs are taking our jobs! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They steal the food right from our mouths! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And they're led by that greedy "useless eater" Abbott. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | A weak, deformed man, lecturing to us from his wheelchair! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Flaunting his defectiveness! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Claiming his disability is a sign of strength |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | When he should be sucking in |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | toxic fumes from a Volkwagen's tailpipe! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We can't do the Final Solution in America. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | YET! We need to expand our business! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, the Republicans want to control it! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And you're making cushy deals with them! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What's in it for us?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Bayer is sitting on barrels of Zyklon-B. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They can sell Americans aspirin, but the good stuff...? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The Food and Drug Administration won't allow it! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We should be earning tax income on exporting toxins |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | as we burn our way through America's minority populations, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | but you're letting them steal our next meal! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fascism is a global business! Stop thinking local! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We need a US Corporate HQ. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A guiding light to real Nazis everywhere! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | From Europe to the New World! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But fuck it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can't count on any of you to have a corporate vision! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You need to think "Germany First!" |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And then we'll get our cut! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Instead you'll have us bleeding capital! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Fascism isn't free! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry. It's free in our hearts. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | C'mon... I'm dying here. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We're up to our asses in debt. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And then what..?! |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Foreclosure, by the Swiss. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we should consider Elon Musk's offer? He wanted majority ownership though. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And he wanted to replace the swastika with an X. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Maybe he'd let us keep the Nazi eagle. |
