| 00:00 - 00:03 | Boss, the thing is I was out & about |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | On a primo |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | This is where I parked |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | There were no trees nearby |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But then one came from nowhere |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Stop there |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What are you babbling on about |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sorry Boss |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Go on ask him |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Can you sort my course sign off |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I forgot to get it done & course is tomorrow |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All rest of you biffs can wait outside |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Your failure to plan |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Does not constitute an emergency to me |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You lot are worse than the chimps |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Playing with their crayons |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Just one phone call |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Thats all it takes |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You will all be back on response |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | On the Wirral |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You can't send us across the water |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I will get the real Police in |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But boss we have just been issued our caps |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | All you did was winge and complain about those |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You didn't even wait |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You took it upon yourselves |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | To help yourselves |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Who told you to do that? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who told you to help yourselves? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I was supposed to issue you with those |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've got 3 hats in my office reserved |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Reserved for you 3 fuckwits |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is what it was like |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | When I had to manage the chimps |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You should leave the adult decisons |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | To the grown ups |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am the Aviation Commander |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I want Information not intelligence |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Anyway moving forward |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I have decided that |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You are all going across to the Wirral |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry there is always Neighborhood |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I have another meeting this afternoon |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Is someone going to make me a cup of tea before I go |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Oh and don't forget |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You have a cake fine |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I expect cakes in the fridge when I get back |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | That is all |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now go get some work done |
