| 00:00 - 00:03 | Dawnsglory: The time of Paragons true test has officially begun |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We practiced our PVP formations for weeks now. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Tonight we raid Undercity to establish our dominance on Epoch |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Group 1 will storm the front gates and proceed to the elevator, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | while group 2 launches a surprise sewers attack. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Imperius: 2 groups should be |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | enough to eliminate Warband noobs defending |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Imperius, my friend... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Warband... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tmac: Warband already has more members than us |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | even after the merger with Dogma. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave except Dawnsglory, Tmac, Mirrors, Musse and Velara. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How did that mongrel Apo do it? How? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've planned this night for weeks. And now I need to call it off |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I bet they're laughing at us in Discord right now |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Making memes about me |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I bet that's why they have private channels |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I asked them to let me in so I can see what's going on |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | in there and to gather intel that we might be victorious |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Musse: Imperius, this was impossible to predict |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut your mouth PVE scrub, I bet you are laughing with them! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he named the guild ZUG PUG at first! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why the fuck does it matter what he named the guild |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I knew this would happen |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And I was dumb enough to encourage him |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to recruit Horde scum thinking I would embarrass him |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | the day we finally raid Undercity |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And now I can't form a full raid group while he has almost two |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | To think I was this naive to believe Dogma noobs would help me with that mission |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I have sacrificed too much!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and now it all falls apart even before the end of Beta 3 ffs |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I guess there's a bit of irony in all this |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I thought I was doing good business merging with a PVE guild |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | You could say I was quite optimistic |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And I laughed in Warband's discord |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I laughed and gloated because we were supposed to be the biggest guild on Epoch |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I even gave up the name Imperium for the most generic guild name ever. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | fucking Paragon fairy ass bullshit |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Only to merge with PVE andys and Epoch e-girls omg |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The depths of my soul hurt when I agreed |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Cabluese, he means real girls with tits |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess it's all over now tbh |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There's nothing left for me to do but accept my cruel fate I guess |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's kinda funny |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | All this time and effort |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Only to be farmed by dads and casuals wearing nothing but quest greens and deviate delight |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe we should have named ourselves Gigagnomed |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Doesn't sound so bad rn |
