| 00:00 - 00:03 | Anna Sahil and Camilla have returned |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | from the Halal station |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Each of them asked for |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | cucumbers and celery from Toni, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as well as for seconds of both vegetables |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Perfect, the refreshing vegetables |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will go perfectly with my spinach plate |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Felix |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Toni... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Toni refused to give more celery |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | because it's "crudite" meant to go with the hummus |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who said that a plate of spinach isn't a full meal, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | that was an order |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | mounds of celery was an order |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I don't give a shit if it's crudite |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I am entitled to as much celery as I want |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Fiber is absolutely necessary |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | especially in the modern american diet |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | lacking in fresh fruits and vegetables |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | it's certainly not just "crudite" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Felix I cannot allow you to insult the dining hall workerss |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What the fuck is "crudite" I'm hungry |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Felix, other students might want to dip it in hummus |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a shit about Toni's traitorous lies |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all you can eat |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Especially for $18 per meal |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | If they're running out of celery |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They should just get more |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Not my fucking problem |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | without a hearty serving of celery |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | my diet is knocked completely out of equilibrum |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I should've just gone to a better dining hall, like Cathey |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've stolen so much shit |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | from the dining halls, from cutlery and cups |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to fucking ornamental gourds |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I didn't realize we were |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | drawing the line at fucking celery |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Is a man not entitled to his ruffage? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Or does the high faluting |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | francophone desire for "crudite" trump all else? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The hummus isn't even that good |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Celery is like a $1.99 at Trader Joe's |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll never get the ruffage that I need |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No matter how kindly or earnestly |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I ask for |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | "a little bit more please?" |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think I'm gonna try being nice to Toni |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'd rather fucking shoot myself |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll just have another plate of spinach |
