| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mick: Men we need answers... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we have leaked goals our first 2 weeks |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | our first game at that shithole Bullcreek |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We then returned home only to face a similar result to those cowards from Coli |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Dilly, i fear if we do not win this week... Then we may be forced to do something drastic |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Dilly: Mick was do you suggest, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | i cant do anything more than i am doing, gifting games to spastics |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mick: Dilly.. its time |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sa... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tim O'Shea: We need to promote Sammy Capretta back to the ones |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | we cannot keep the team as is |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Ashby, Bevan, Incerti can you please all leave the room momentarily |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I took this job in 2023 with promises of Flagzz |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Instead i roll up week on week, to lurks dog shitting on the oval?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Slatts: Its ok Boysey don't cry, daddy loves you |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Each week i sit and watch from the bench |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Luckman.. dropped chest marks |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Nug, still 4 foot 6, Strahuan shit haircut and CANT KICK |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I USED TO COACH TOM LEE FOR FUCK SAKE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | O'Shea: Dilly we have ledger, he played for... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck about Tom Ledger?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir he played 8 games for the Saintz |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | and now look at me, half my midfield isnt old enough to watch porn |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The best thing Toz does is eat fillet o'fish |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | TJ.. ok hes very beautiful |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but the rest.. and when is S Bevan back?! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | you told me he was going to be our saviour |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WHEN IS S BEVAN BACK!??? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That was the whole reason you said i had to play McWilliam?! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | THEY WERE A PACKAGED DEAL YOU TOLD ME?! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Fucking Lizo moves faster than my forward line ATM.. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Where if fucking Roh McHugh?! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It's ok, Ballajura have more leaks than a Brisbane Lions group chat |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This week I can see it... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | the Heringboneeee in all its glory |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | crisp ball movement, switching the ball through the middle of the ground |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This will set our season up and we wont need that hack Bevan |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | (in-audible grumbling to himself?!) |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Mick, you told me it was Pearcys 200th, is this still the case? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I was really hoping that i could make a stright swap |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | No-body will know a love like ours Boysey |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I know he has done alot for the club |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but it has to be done... we must drop Pearcy |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Actually... Mick |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That big dip shit Bomber |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | has he returned to Geraldton as of yet?! He's so fucking whipped Meow meow |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'll do it... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll shout his fuel to drive down |
