| 00:00 - 00:03 | Albo, NDIS is now 6% of Australian GDP |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 40% of Australians |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | are technically retarded |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | By 2030 150% of the federal budget |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | will be spent on therapeutic finger painting |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Australians are sympathetic |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | to the plight of the disabled |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Prime Minister. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's been leaked |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | NDIS funded sex workers are handing out wristies |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | to 39 year old men at Dune 2 screenings |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who's received an NDIS funded sex worker please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The Voice was supposed to solve this |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Then I gave them solar panels |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | $1bn of solar panels in Wangaratta! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now every autist gets his balls soaked by an NDIS hooker? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I wore the turban |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | so this wouldn't happen |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I put on the face paint |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and still they vote against me |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Albo we are distributing sex workers in the workers' paradise... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Does this feel like a worker's paradise to you? Wristies? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | PM, we are on the brink of paradise |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We can't even stop looting in Alice Springs for 5 min |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I wore the face paint! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What I brought them was magnificent |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And now all they'll remember are the wristies |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | tweaked off by hookers to the rise of Lisan al-Gaib |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It can't even be an Australian movie |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We've dumped endless cash into Australian diversity casting |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Only to be outdone by a twink on a worm |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now that bald Voldemort freak's ahead in the polls |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just wanted to please Megan Davis |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Give something to my union mates |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Solar panels - everyone likes renewables! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | How can 40% of Australians |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | be technically disabled? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I fixed my teeth and got married |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And I'm going to be a one term PM |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | because of NDIS wristies |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I hope those AWU heads enjoyed them! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I'm sure it was the CFMEU |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Penny Wong's left to Gaza |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | She's taking over Hamas command |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Tony Burke's... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ... he's strapped up and ready to go |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's over for the Australian workers' paradise |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Enjoy your wristies |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | it's all Gillard's fault |
