| 00:00 - 00:03 | We cannot deny the strength of the Ewok |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He now knows too much. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have taught him gchat |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He knows Gmail, and GPS, he can use a bus |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | If he wants to find us, he will travel |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He cannot find his way |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Without the use of 5g surely? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir he knows where we hide |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He likes Derby |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Likes the buildings on our road |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He thinks it is wonderful |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | How can this man be allowed to reach us easily? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How can this happen? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The man knows nothing Derby, and yet |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | an manged animal appears |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If we lead him astray he RETURNS!?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He tracks the sun with a |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | pencil for fuck sake |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And brings Kate Bush into OUR HOME? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Bowie, Beatles, Purple One? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We are infirm to his charm though |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I know that, he is adorable! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Please, he falls UP STIARS |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Does not mean he is harmless you WANK! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He will out live us! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | His soul soul is too pure |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We must honour his gift of cheese twists |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and wonderfully cleaning our domicile |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He must forever be worshipped as the man who defies |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | technology and believes in petrified lizards! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Nomatter how hard it is to comprehend |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | that ANYONE can make Powerpoint presentation without experience |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | His love for the beautiful 3.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | is undeniable, his knowledge unquestionable by none! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | HE even converted us to Mozza |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | anywhere, anywhere I |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | don't care. The pleasure is MINE! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And as for Revolution 9, the fucking Walrus song... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well we owe him that much for |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | blessing our lives with catchy tunes and shindig |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | His iPod is SUPERIOR to Spotify! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok the battery will die soon we hope |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He brings us records, the like |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | of which we have never seen in the wild |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He rules supreme |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Cancel Spotify |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Just let me listen to George Michael without him singing once |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I want to enjoy the song |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | HE will outlive us all |
