| 00:00 - 00:03 | Randy, the commissioners voted 9-0 for Saturday opener. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Responsive management... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | found 60% of hunters prefer Saturday |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | With strongest preference among young hunters and women |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And hunting license sales stopped freefalling for five years now. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's okay, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we will focus on rural economies being hurt by it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Randy... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the economics... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The PA wilds tourism spending hit a record high in 2019 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | that was just surpassed last year. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who hunted the opening Saturday and Sunday instead of sitting at camp leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This can't be happening! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We've used every USP trick in the book! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's that Deer Wars page! They bring the facts against every claim we make! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Tyler Benschoff ran away after being exposed... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | for falsifying deer harvest reports. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Blaine Toy couldn't even keep... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | coherent for a five minute speech! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Where is that buffoon David Maloney when we need him? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, Maloney has been exposed. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It can't be! He's the "champion of champions!" |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | His behavior and CWD scam involvement is all over the internet. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | John Eveland couldn't even make a convincing excuse... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | for where we're hiding the CWD money! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Doxing that administrator backfired! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Now the legislators know we're just phonies. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 495 is dead. We've harassed them and tried every... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | possible way to trick them into believing that the... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Saturday opener didn't work or that license sales increasing isn't a good thing. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Our own USP members are now shooting does! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | instead of burning doe tags to keep other hunters from using them. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Information is everywhere. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | There are pictures of browse lines from all over... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | the northern tier forests. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We just can't compete with that. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We even hid our sexism and pretended we would allow women at camp. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is why we hired Jenn Guerriero and Becca Latini. Useless! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They were supposed to fool people... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | into thinking we're more than just angry old men... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | who can't handle any change! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. Our selfies were really cute. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe if we hire a photographer... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | and doctor up a bunch of data and video clips with slanted context. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We can make a video. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Use a face filter on Jenn Guerriero and dress her in plaid. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and send the video to every legislator in Pennsylvania pretending that USP is still relevant. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Just maybe this time they will fall for it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll @everyone a few more times and hope it sticks. |
