| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, your new 2016 OLED TV is being delivered today |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As you can see on this map |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | It is currently being transported in a van across western Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It will reach our bunker today at eight 'o clock |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We will help you set it up here in your bunker tonight |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Finally I will get an OLED without tinting or banding |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Everything is in order |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steinar... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steinar has tested your TV before it was shipped |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There is significant banding on it |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You stay in the room: Keiter, Jorge, Kreps and Bookdorf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You gotta be SHITTING me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | TINT and BANDING on my new OLED |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | There they sit, the clowns at LG on their fat asses |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | While they manufacture TVs with disgusting uniformity problems |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Then they lie and say it is within spec |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | My 2015 OLED was a piece of crap with pink tint |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and LG refused to help me because it was "within spec" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now I'm going to go through it all again? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, I can't let you speak about LG this way |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are a JOKE of a company, LUCKY GOLDSTAR, remember? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, this is inflammatory speech against LG |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care, ban me from the forums |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking fanboy |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | At least Panasonic had the good sense to exchange Plasma TVs |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | affected by similar tint issues |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But LG says "within specs" like lobotomized parrots |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm so fucking tired of the raving reviews of OLED |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Who never bring these issues up |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I've had my OLED for a year now |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And the entire right side is tinted red like STALIN |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'll look at the TV tonight |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Alone, in my room |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If it has banding, I will send it across Europe |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What a piece of crap |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All I wanted was to watch a few black & white movies |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now I'm going to have to endure the tinting |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and the stupid banding in low IRE scenes |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I have paid with hard work to get this new OLED |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Now I'm stuck with a crappy TV again that I don't wanna see |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Gerde, he can put it in your bedroom |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My satisfaction is not important to LG |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It is impossible to get help from them |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It is over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will put the TV up on ebay |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hope some idiot will buy it |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | After all the reviews are raving as usual |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will go back to used plasma |
