| 00:00 - 00:03 | And so the hooker escaped through the lift |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | She took a tempo from chandkheda |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and is probably laying low in Balaji Agora mall where no one goes |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But all is not lost. We can get a thai chick from massage spa |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | for Satish's birthday if we go to C G Road and save the day |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So in your opinion a thai girl would be able to please him? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and will be hotter than the wechat girls he has been seen with |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my leader there is one problem |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | She might not have much command |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | much command over the Urdu language |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and might screw up when Satish wants to dirty talk |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | i want all the designers, events and CS personnel to leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | sallo bhosad papu |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | madar manchurian sallo chut mari na |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Babaji ka thullu pakad ke hilate raho haramkhoro |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Copy head ke birthday pe meri marwaoge tum log |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | pankaj ki bhi itni nahi mari usne jitni hamari maarega woh |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | aage se peeche se Tel laga laga ke |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | saare kaam dhare rahe jayega wedding card, joblist, calendar |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | agar us tharki ke birthday celebration main kami reh gayi toh |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | 4 kilo vanilla ice cream office main aa chuki hain |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Gand me daal le usse bhosdi ke chodu samajh rakha hai mujhe |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My leader..gathiya ka intezaam bhi ho sakta hai |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Gathiye se usko gas banti hain...aur meri seat Satish ke theek peeche hia |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Gayi bhes paani main |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Tum log ek baat bhool gaye ho |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Ki who ek suttadhari hain aur yeh suttadhari tumhara peecha kabhi nahi chodte |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Salla company induction se leke obituary tak jeena haram kar dete hain |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Rice Ice cream chicken kuch bhi nahi chodte yeh darinde |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Aisa haal karte ki tum din bhar calendar main zindagi ke bache din ginte reh jaate ho |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Halak main haath daalke joblist kheech nikalte hain yeh log |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Ab jayo yaha se and bring me an urdu speaking hooker asap |
