| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've narrowed our ticket search down to three possible Craigslist ads. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Two in section 356, two way up in 379 and.... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...someone named "Luvs2Scrapbook" has an expensive single in 128 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The seats in 356 are still available and the 379 nosebleeds haven't moved yet. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...and we think we can low-ball "Scrapbook" if you want to roll solo. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | 356 sucks and 379 might as well be in Warsaw. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Make the deal with this "Scrapbook." |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Um, totally my fault here.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | but..... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | But he totally doesn't think you've heard the news... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Axl Rose has replaced Brian Johnson as lead singer of AC/DC. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who never really accepted Brian after Bon died can leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's like fucking 1980 all over again! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Except it's not 19-fucking-80! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | "Don't go on after Bon," I said. "It'll never be AC/DC again," I said. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | (muffled)...and then Back in Black came out. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I wanted to hate it! I tried to hate it! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I was so hurt and angry. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I hid in my basement listening to Hell's Bells over and over... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | ...weeping until I was out of tears. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | You know, it's 2nd all-time with over 50 million sold, so there's no shame in liking it. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Like it? It's better than anything Bon did! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Highway to Hell is still really, really good, though. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But I felt like a traitor because I loved Bon and I wanted to hate Brian. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And now when I finally accept and love him... |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | he's gone. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | He's gone, Phil and Mal are gone and they replace him with that, that |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | idiot who made me wait for seven years for that fucking Chinese Democracy debacle. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Sammy Hagar was probably available...so why not bring him in? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The last time I saw Axl Rose he looked like a Jenny Craig "before" picture and sounded like a wounded coyote. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A wounded fucking coyote! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This isn't Journey or Foreigner where you can just bring in any jackass to lead sing. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Come to think of it... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I should be happy it's not Steve fucking Perry they brought in. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Axl would beat Steve Perry's ass from here to Munich! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I knew it. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I knew we should have seen them last summer at Wrigley or where that Tom Brady plays! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now we're begging for shitty seats from "Luvs2Scrapbook." |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It's a side show now. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | "Come out and see the AC/DC with Mr. Brown-fucking-stone." |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They'll probably add songs from Chinese Democracy to the set list. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | They're not really going to play songs from Chinese Democracy. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should give him a chance. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Just like in my basement when I gave Brian a chance. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It might work. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I mean, Appetite was kick ass. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I still wish that Angus had thought of Sammy Hagar instead of Axl Rose |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but thank God it's not Steve Perry. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell "Scrapbook" I'll take the ticket. |
