| 00:00 - 00:03 | It seems there is a potent smell... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ...coming from the second floor bathroom |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...originating here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It looks like there might be the presence of a human turd. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | ...and we cannot risk Paula discovering it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Preposterous. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Anyway it couldn't have been anyone in this room. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But Flo... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | it seems... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It may have been Claudia. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | She was the only one who was drunk last night. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but Carrie, Keelin, Kelsey, and Morgan, get the hell out. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is bullshit! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's the last thing that we need |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ...in this house that already smells like doodoo. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It smells like a raccoon crawled in the vent and died. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's almost as bad as when |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | MC pissed on her own floor. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Or when Morgan peed all over Jeff's carpet, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And then his bed the very next day. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I don't even think that's possible... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the fuck up Kelsey! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I'm sorry I didn't mean it. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We thought that Carrie shitting in the hallway was bad... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | that was nothing! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | At least it didn't happen in the sorority house... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we eat our lunch here! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Everyone else stayed in last night |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ...Claudia has no excuse! It's a sanitation issue damn it. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We can't have poo all over the place, living like a bunch of DKE shitheads! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Sav once peed a hospital bed, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | in front of a really hot doctor man, |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | after puking in the street by a cop. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Even she had some grace and dignity. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But then this... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | this is nonsense! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Sarah literally had to find crap in our tub... |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | it was her favorite shower. We pay dues, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and yet we endure this nonsense. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | It smells like Elmo's reeking basement |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the morning after box party. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Liz, it couldn't possibly smell that bad. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I...I don't even know what to say. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I feel like Claud should be the one to clean it up. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Get the bleach. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | It's in the hallway closet. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Why on earth are you giving me that look? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's all used up, isn't it... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I need a hug. |
