| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fuhrer, your Lehtera jersey has been ironed |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've have planned your "Suck it hawks" party |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And we will be flooding reddit servers with cocky posts |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have also prepared a flood of cocky posts about how this is a completely new, stronger team |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And all of this will happen after game 7 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Oh please it won't go to game 7, this team won't choke |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I've already been gloating all over reddit and acting like the series is ours |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Blues... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Blues choked and we're going to game 7 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Hawks sank us with five unanswered goals |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that has been downvoting hawks posts out of envy, please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This can't be fucking happening again! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This was supposed to be a completely different team this year |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | "This team won't choke, they're mentally as strong as steel!" |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who came up with that? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's the same old shit and its not even in a new package |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We had the mental upper hand and flooded r/hockey with our confident boasting |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I really thought this was the year we could patronise people instead of being the perennial joke |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'm tired of having to defend these clows |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Fuhrer we can still win Game 7, we have home advantage and Hawks have all the pressure |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Home crowd game 7? The blues will fucking collapse in on themselves like a motherfucking dying star! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Fuhrer, the Blues are completely different team now |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's not a new team it's the same old piece of shit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They're the same goddamn players! |
| 01:56 - 02:00 | The truth is we didn't score a goal in game 1, it was a Hawks own goal in OT |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That other GWG? Pass right on the tape by motherfucking Hawks defenceman! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If it wasn't for Rundblad and Roziwall the Hawks would have won this two games ago |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | but we had to go and boast all over reddit about our new, stronger Blues team like a bunch of idiots |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We had the whole r/hockey community backing us in their Hawk hatred |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We were the goddamn golden boys and strut around like we owned the fucking place! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | But here we are, still a joke |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I wanted to believe. I really believed this was our time! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Us, finally the kings of the hockey world! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck it |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And why the fuck did that moron have to open his fucking mouth about having fun winning in goddamn Chicago? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Does he think we're not a big enough joke as it is already? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I had prepared a bunch of memes about our strong new Blues boys |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | What the fuck am I going to do with those now? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I had a really funny one about STL and nerves of steel! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, lets just bandwagon a proper NHL team |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's like a goddamn disease |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Why do I keep torturing myself, why not switch to a team that can win a series... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | like Hawks |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Burn my Lehtera jersey |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I can't believe I fell for it again. I really believed this time would be different. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | "This is a tough group that doesn't care who it's up against." |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | "It's going to be fun to win it in Chicago..." |
