| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, it looks like they have us surrounded. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have built a wall around their state |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and have encroached into our territory... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | As you can see, our net has retracted compared to previous years |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They're recruiting at a historic rate. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's ok. We're Alabama. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just tell the recruits to come here if they want to win championships. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, most of these kids have already |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | sent in their signed LOI's. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He is correct, they have 18 already. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And a majority of these kids are players that we want. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of the analyst get out now. All of the remaining coaches stay. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We're fucked, we're fucked! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | God, I'm so frustrated. We're number 8! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and they are number 1! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Tell your wives to pack up your belongings. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I want all of your resignations by the end of the day. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | "Kirby is Kang", "Kirby is Kang" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That is all anyone wants to talk about "Kang Kirby" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This is horse shit, I made that man who he is. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Kirby was our best recruiter and you let him go. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I did not "Let him go". He went home. It was his destiny. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Well We told you to pay him more. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That's easy for you to say, "pay him more", you imbecile. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We tried to pay him more, he wouldn't take it. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We accepted he was leaving. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The plan was for McGarity to handcuff him and keep UGA in mediocrity. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But no, Wing-Nut has given him total control of the program. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Anything he wants, he gets. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | New locker room, no problem. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | More money for support staff, he got it. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | His support staff budget is larger than ours. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This is unacceptable. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I believe my time as the head coach for the University of Alabama is coming to an end. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | "This dynasty will last forever." they said. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Justin Fields, Adam Anderson, Zamir White |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Cade Mays, Jamaree Salyer, James Cook, Brenton Cox, and Nadab Joseph |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | How in the hell did we let them take Joseph? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He told us he was coming earlier today. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I knew Cox was on the fence, but Joseph was a total surprise. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The "Kang" stole him from underneath our feet. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. Maybe we can move to Starkville. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I knew this day was coming... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | but I did not want to believe it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We have lost our spot atop the SEC. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There is little more that we can do. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We have six weeks to try and piece our class together |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but most of the good players are already gone |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | phhh... "Kang Kirby." |
