| 00:00 - 00:03 | The "illegal" short sellers have encircled us... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Viceroy Research is dug in to our north... |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Cohodes, the chicken farmer, is to our west... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Aurelius Value is strongly positioned to the east... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and another bastard from California, Andrew Left, is rapidly approaching from the south. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Dont worry, I will call Secretary Tom Price... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and he will solve all of our problems. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Pete... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Price... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Secretary Price was just sacked by President Trump... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and now he is of no use to us. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except Taylor, Senken, Cashman, and Roselli. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | And what are we to do now!?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | No one was supposed to discover the secret Village Podiatry lawsuit! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | First they discover our PODs, then they figure out our clever AvKARE "hide the VA inventory" game... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and NOW they have uncovered the smoking gun evidence in the Village Podiatry lawsuit! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | How the hell did they figure it out?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | These physicians are as dumb as mules we told them to keep the documents SS (super secret)! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why didnt they just pay their God damn bills! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Now were all going to jail! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Pete, I cannot allow you to speak about our valued customers in this manner! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Our valued customers?! The average IQ on the Georgia State football team is higher than these stupid Neanderthals! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Pete, I told you not to write a letter to the clever new CFO at Village Podiatry! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I had to do so to cover our asses because of the fine mess you morons created! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They should have paid their damn bills! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The stock would have gone higher... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and everyone would have been filthy stinking rich... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and I would have had another football stadium named after me. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | But no, not anymore! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Soon I won't have a plug nickle to my name! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And to think we were so close to selling this crappy company to Smith & Nephew! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Instead, these stupid foot doctors had to ruin everything! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I cannot believe this is happening... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | and now people are even doubting the truthfulness of my wonderful short selling commentary letters! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | These red flags are simply standard business practices!" |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Oh crap. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The indignity of losing to a pair of anonymous bloggers and that God damn chicken farmer, Cohodes! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Who had the bright idea of hiring the stupid woman as our general counsel, who engages in a thinly veiled Twitter exchange with Cohodes? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Then she attempts to coerce ex-employees... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ...into making untrue and illegal statements to government agencies. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I mean, how stupid can she be?! She is dumber than a sack of wet mice!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, Lexie. I am sure your local Piggly Wiggly supermarket will need a cashier after you are disbarred. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And I was such a prominent local businessman... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the Donald Trump of Georgia. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Im afraid its all over, boys. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We almost pulled off one heck of a scam. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If it wasn't for these meddling anonymous bloggers... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and their clever research. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get ready to become a rent boy in the big house. |
