| 00:00 - 00:03 | So, the interview offers and the papers for the Skoda, from Poland...... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Everything is in order |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Interviews here.. the car is here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We don't expect problems |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The car will be built for Nov 27th delivery |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But I've just had a call... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Geordie Mick wants to cancel |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But thats not possible, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | T&C's ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | T&C's are watertight.. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its £500 + VAT |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone with a STW account, leave now... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What is this! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This cannot be happening ! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | All those in flight videos |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The epilepsy inducing blinged up website |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Flashy lights, BIG TEXT.. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | They sent the order form back, signed |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | All logged on our LINGO system that is a pain to use |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Signed, ordered, dated, confirmed... |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Its not that simple Ling... Citizens Advice .. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Screw CA! I'm lawyered up to the max! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ling, you don't know the facts... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | But Gateshead CA have approved the LINGO paperwork |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its a done deal! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Signed, dated and returned, its a cast iron deal |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Special orders have been sent to Poland to build a bespoke Skoda |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | VRS, Rear wiper..all the good stuff |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Cupholders, heated seats... the special 2.0 diesel motor |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It will be unique, there will never be another |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A special car, the likes of which will not be seen again |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I ordered by email and that cannot be withdrawn |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Don't give me that stuff about Mick and SC |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | £4m of cars, no problems |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | All traded on trust |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Then this guy decides to take a punt.. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Credit history shot to pieces |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Drags his mate in for £10.5k |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Fuck knows who signed what |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Surprised it's not an X on the form |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Then he quotes selling regs! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't know its on STW yet... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll have to think what to do.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Order the buscits and tea |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Gets some sofas and popcorn |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'll have to think... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Should I let it go and appear soft and cuddly? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | or smash a baby Robin in the face? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Punch a kitten instead? |
