00:00 - 00:03 | After forty hours of driving lessons |
00:04 - 00:05 | I feel ready for my test |
00:05 - 00:07 | I've learnt all the routes |
00:08 - 00:12 | What about the reversing manouvres? |
00:12 - 00:15 | Especially the new ones from the 4th of December |
00:17 - 00:19 | I am really good at the reverse into a junction |
00:19 - 00:21 | it's easy you just follow the kerb |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | you haven't heard? |
00:31 - 00:33 | It's not part of the test anymore |
00:34 - 00:36 | It's been replaced with new manouvres |
00:53 - 00:58 | All those who haven't taken the test yet please leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | I have spent hours and hours |
01:15 - 01:17 | Learning that bloody manouvre |
01:18 - 01:23 | and your telling me it's not in the test anymore |
01:25 - 01:28 | It was me who taught him |
01:29 - 01:31 | It's not your fault |
01:31 - 01:34 | The bloody DVSA |
01:34 - 01:37 | How can they just change the test? |
01:37 - 01:40 | Without bloody telling anyone |
01:40 - 01:42 | They did Mein Fuhrer, months and months ago |
01:42 - 01:46 | Nobody bloody told me |
01:46 - 01:48 | They sent a booklet to all instructors |
01:48 - 01:52 | My driving instructor never told me |
01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking Bitch |
01:56 - 01:57 | I spent twenty six pounds an hour |
01:57 - 02:00 | and for what? |
02:00 - 02:03 | Not once did she tell me about the new manouvres |
02:04 - 02:08 | I've been wasting my poxy time? |
02:08 - 02:13 | Why didn't she tell me? She said she had a 90% pass rate |
02:14 - 02:16 | God give me strength |
02:17 - 02:21 | She said her pink badge meant she was highly qualified |
02:27 - 02:29 | I need to pass this test |
02:30 - 02:34 | I need to take mother to the hospital |
02:34 - 02:36 | for her phsyco appointments |
02:41 - 02:42 | Who do they think they are? |
02:43 - 02:47 | Did the DVSA ask anyone about the changes |
02:48 - 02:53 | What did the DIA say? |
02:54 - 02:56 | I bet they just gave in |
02:56 - 02:59 | I bloody well hope the DVSA haven't |
03:00 - 03:02 | made any other major changes |
03:04 - 03:07 | Did you tell him about Sat Navs? |
03:14 - 03:16 | I'll just have to hope |
03:19 - 03:23 | that I get the three point turn |
03:25 - 03:26 | that's easy |
03:31 - 03:33 | I've always aced that |
03:40 - 03:46 | and that ten minute independent driving |
03:46 - 03:49 | following road signs, dead simple |
03:53 - 03:56 | lucky we don't have to use Sat Navs |