| 00:01 - 00:07 | OMG PEEPS ITS THE BIRFHDAY OF OUR GWORIOUS LAURA!!! |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | YOU WILL VOLUNTAREHWEE ATTEND WITH BEAUTIFUL SMILES |
| 00:14 - 00:22 | OUR GWORIOUS LAURA WILL ACCEPT TRIBUTE IN SELLWOOD PUBUWIC HOUSE ON SATURDAY AT 7PM |
| 00:23 - 00:27 | COCKTAILS, OR SHOTS IF NECESSARY |
| 00:27 - 00:37 | IN OTHER NEWS, OISIN IS CERTAINWEE THE MOIST HAIREST MANS MAN |
| 00:37 - 00:47 | OUR GWORIOUS LAURA WILL ALLOW OISIN MANY MANY BEERS BEFORE HE MUST GO HOME |
| 00:47 - 00:57 | YOU STAY CLASSY MILWAUKIE |
