| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, Kevin is on his way |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | From Port Authority |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | across 41st street |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | with a quick stop in CVS |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | some marginally attractive white guy went inside |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thank God, he'll be lost for hours |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Oreos and Coke Zero are on sale this week |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | That sale expired overnight |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | This week is Tampax and Cascade dishwasher detergent |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | No snacks |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | What? Not even chips, chocolate, ice cream, or makeup? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | He'll be here any minute! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Hours of insipid prattle! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He lost his key, but NOOOOO, here he comes! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That white trash won't give him a second look |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | some HK tramp, hopped on meth |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now he even has a conversation initiator |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | "You won't believe this hot guy I saw at CVS" |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | "Man of my dreams, my husband" |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We could get lucky, it could be a kidnapper! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Grindr, Jack'd, all have failed to distract him! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, he cannot be distracted! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bullshit, he's like a five year old |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | One hot guy to say Hello |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | that's all I ask of my race, get him out of my hair! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | One fucking day! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Poor Chicana's plush coat is over petted |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | My stash of Diet Pepsi depleted |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Good luck cooking or baking |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | my muffins and cake gone instantly! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | don't get me started on his taste in television! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Nicole Kidman on HBO |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | a true show about nothing |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'd rather die |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Poor Chicana |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | grasped and manipulated again and again! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | her erect ears reduced to flaccid wrecks! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why can't he be satisfied with Puppy? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He was purchased for that exact purpose! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Pet me Kevin, pet me! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry puppy, he doesn't mean it. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Kevin on his way, great.... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No escape. Kevin on his way. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Hopefully it's just Star Trek |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Just one episode |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Chicana and I can survive one episode I suppose |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But I'm unplugging that goddamn firestick. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | his bedtime is 11:00. |
