| 00:00 - 00:03 | Students across the state have begun their HSC. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have just completed Paper One |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | of English. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They said that they found Section 1 difficult |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | as they haven't been given a visual text. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We got a picture of a soccer goal. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I wrote about visual techniques |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Lord |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The question specifically asked for |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | language techniques. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Whoever's aiming for a 90+ atar must leave the room at once |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why the fuck was there a picture of a fucking soccer goal?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I got 15/15 for Section 1 in my trials exam |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | But this was absolute bullshit! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I had to pay my tutor $100 an hour |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and I still fucked up my exam! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And don't get me started on that Mango poem |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THAT WAS WRITTEN BY A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But my Lord, that was only a two mark question. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I thought that poem was an extended metaphor for sex! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But my Lord, you still have Creative Writing and your Extended Response |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | NESA didn't even give us a visual stimulus for Creative Writing! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | My Creative Writing doesn't even make sense! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I didn't even finish my Extended Response! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I only wrote one fucking paragraph because I didn't know |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | how a discovery can be transformative! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I've done every past HSC exam paper |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And this was even worse than that whale and boat text from last year's paper. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm going to fucking Western Sydney Uni |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'll be lucky enough to get into a Bachelor of Arts course! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least I'm in the HSC Discussion Group on Facebook |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They sure know how to make hilarious memes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Their memes are fucking gold |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Paper 2 is tomorrow |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't even know my modules, let alone my texts! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I should've dropped Standard English when I had the chance! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I should've dropped out of school to become a stripper! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Do you know how much money strippers make per week? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | $2,000! Probably more! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay. We know you're too fucking ugly to become a stripper. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Someone shoot me. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Take me out of my misery and just fucking shoot me. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | In the balls. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm gonna get a mystery mark. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I have to apply for a TAFE course or an apprenticeship. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe I could get into prostitution. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Lord have mercy on us all. |
