| 00:00 - 00:05 | So this ahh snake baker and phillyroo and all these other norf muppets they kept banging on all year |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They were saying they had a better list than Richmond |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | At first I thought they were just taking the piss you know. |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Much of it was funny, but then guess what happened ? |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | You'll never guess what happened in a million years I bet. Take a guess, go on |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | They thought they were going to sign Dustin Martin.. |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | DUSTY!! Fuck no shit Dusty |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And they thought if they got him they would go straight to the top |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Thought they be straight into finals |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | they were spouting off so much that one was trying to make twenty grand bets |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Young kids were calling his bluff and taking up the offers |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | And then the whole bloody thing just grew legs when the salt started to mount up. |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | Tigers won't win finals, |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | Tigers put in straight sets, lose by 80 |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Every time they opened their mouths |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | More would happen. Towno came for caddy |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | And guess what? He kicked 6 |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Then he kicked 5. He couldn't miss |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | And then he started bashing up their attacking defenders |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | They brought that Graham kid in too and he's just gone well fuck it if I'm in I might as well just lay 60 tackles a game |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Taking the piss they were but |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Then Tex said right! This is bullshit let's stand like dickheads. |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Boys these Richmond blokes have no idea stand with me he said. |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | And then Brandon Ellis laughed at them. Him and Broad. Dimma |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | He was laughing too. This is the anthem! |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | So the song finishes and Cotch and the others just turn around |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | And run off leaving Tex there. |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Richmond just ran away doing gags. But |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Snake was assuring everyone on the game day thread |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | Remember he said straight sets well tigers |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Had just won the |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | First two 6-1, 6-3 |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And now the lolnorfers were continuing on |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | With their wonderful gift yet again these muppets seriously it was best. |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | And then to top it right off they are trying to say it's the worst flag ever and now they too can win one. Yep not making it up |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Norf can win one |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | They are no hope whatsoever we all know that but how good. |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | Ahh losing my shit for months I ha e been over this. |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Once again, just Best. It's the only word that best says it |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | Doesn't really matter for them though because they'll get josh Kelly I suppose at least |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | And then they settled in to |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Watch Crows smash their favorite team so all ends well for lolnorf |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | .. so Towno puts crouch through the fence! Jack jumps on heads, graham kicks 3 goals, bachar goes |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | Mental, Rance and also Norfs new recruit Dusty he |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Done ok there too |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | Best. |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | Ahh shit you just couldn't have made it all up I tell you |
