| 00:01 - 00:07 | Comrades! Are you ready for enlightened socialist Foot-Wow-Ball? |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | In best Korean matchup, Yoon lead Kim, but Mel still have a Jacoby Brissett on Monday. |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | This not first time Mel torture Josh with black man. Who can forget Jamal Lewis ram 3TDs up Yoon ass? |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | Surely, we could launch a missile out of Yoon ass. |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | A missile of shit right onto Dan2 face. |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Evil Dan2 poison Tampa Bay by starting they defense. Somehow injure Jameis Winston. Typical Western sabotage! |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | And in disgusting display of depravity, Bill and Troy wrestle for title of "Who Score Least but End on Top?" |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Answer: Chuck's mom. |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | I suppose we mention, after both much cry and insult, Dan defeat Chuck. |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | Well, to be fair, Dan still have a Titans D. |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | Maybe Titans crap bed. Brissett go wild. Then Chuck win. |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Then Dan and Josh sign missile silo ass treaty. |
