| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you know the AFL Grand Final was played yesterday. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Tigers were strong competitors. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are a hard team to beat at the MCG. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We started the day by kicking two easy goals. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then the Tiges struck back with two. We lead by nine at Quarter Time. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How much did we win by? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Bring in the cup already. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Don... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Tigers... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Tigers won by 8 goals. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They weren't intimidated by our power stance. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out, except Slone, Betts, Talia and Walker. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How did you lose to Richmond? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We beat them by 76 points in Round 6! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We practiced that Power Stance for weeks. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | It was your stupid idea, Tex. What happened? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You told me it would be easy. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You told me to book an extra seat on the flight, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | so that you could sit with the bloody cup. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Rory, you wanted to be respected like Dusty, so where the hell were you? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Don, they tagged me with Jack Graham. I didn't know anything about him. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Jack freaking Graham? The kid that worshiped you? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Don, it was a brillaint coaching move by Hardwick. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Damien "3 elimination final losses" Hardwick? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He's a premiership coach before me! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you realise what this means? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The Richmond board will be laughing at us all summer. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They'll have a jolly Grand Final podcast up in days! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The stats say that you had 4 disposals, Talia. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The one time that you let Jack Riewoldt beat you is in the club's most important day for 18 years? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You spuds will never get this chance again. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now Trent Cotchin is a premiership captain, all thanks to you. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Send Leaver off to Melbourne. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | At least we will be getting Motlop. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Maybe he can turn things around for us. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bloody hell. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You lost to Richmond. The best team all year lost to Richmond. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This will hang over our heads for the rest of our lives. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Why did you even come back? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If you'd all stayed in Melbourne I wouldn't have to see your faces every day. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The faces of failure and shame! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry, at least we are minor premiers. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess we should cancel Premiership Day. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I already had my victory speech prepared. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Rory. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You can speak to the media. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Consider it punishment for your 4 disposals on Graham. Betts should go back to Carlton. Tex to step down as captain. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You aren't fit to lick Cotchin's boots. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Get out of my sight. |
| 03:56 - 03:58 | ~Created by Shadowthorn |
