| 00:00 - 00:01 | Golf |
| 00:00 - 00:05 | I TEED UP MY BALL |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I could hear the boys talking on my back swing |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Bloody cheets |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | But I hit the ball anyway |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | And they didnt see it but it hooked bad |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | I said out loud wow what a shot |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | What idiots. As If |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | When was the last time I hit streight |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | Heyzy has Glasses |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | Matt is pissed off 2 cans of beer |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | And can Hardly see his feet |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Lyndon wouldnt even know |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | What a good shot looked like |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | His never hit that far in his life |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | So when they wernt looking |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | I dropped a ball on the Fairway |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Matt said |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | Thats bullshit |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | I didnt see your ball on the fairway. You cheat |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | And i said, shut up and hit my ball on the green |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | Matt Cried |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | Because his second shot went into the water |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Heyzy was on in one shot |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | And putted in for an eagle |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | But matt then went into the bunker |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | And took 2 shots to get out |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | He lost it |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | And snapped his sand wedge |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Broke it. And chucked it in the water |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | He Lost it |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Lyndon |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | Lyndon was on in 8 shots |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | And only just made it to the green |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | Where he 4 putted |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | That made him for 12. His so shit |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Heyzy got a 2 |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | And i got a 4 (Par) |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | But matt was still going |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | He putted off the green |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | And then back on again |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | So what did matt finish with |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Im not really sure, we all lost count. |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | I think it was a 13. But he didnt want lyndon to beat him |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | On that hole |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | But nobody saw me cheat |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | That awsome drive off the tee |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | If matt found out he would loose it |
