| 00:00 - 00:05 | We are the pride of South Australia |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the mighty Adelaide Crows |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | Courageous, stronger, faster |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | The best attack, the best captain, a forward line the envy of the comp |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They couldn't lose |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | The power ranger stance started it all off |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | they stood there like robots and thought they were the All Blacks |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | They looked like they hadn't shat for four days |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | And the game hadn't even started |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | They kicked the first two goals |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | Sloane was up and about, Eddie got an early goal |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | It was all over, they were pretty much celebrating |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | But then Caddy got the first and Bachar put us in front |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | They heard footsteps. Soiled their dacks |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | Lucky they weren't wearing white shorts |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | Oh the salty tears |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | Playing the minor premiers on our home deck |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | A Sherrin party and you're all invited as Derwayne would say |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | Jack Graham kicked three goals |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | Barely out of nappies and playing his 5th game |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | #lolnorf |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | The human meatball snapped one in the last and you know what? |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Benny was crying, Richo was crying |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Grown men in the stands in tears |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | and that was just the Crows fans |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | It was just one giant party |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | Tex and Jenkins nowhere to be seen |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | Tex said three words in his speech |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | Which was about the extent of his entire vocabulary |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | I even forgot to boo Hirdy |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | Dusty yelled "Yellow & Black" |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | And then to rub it, Richo presented the cup |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | You could tell right there Dusty was set for a week-long bender |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | He was gonna put Libba to shame |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | Fucken Vegas is not big enough for him |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | The pride of South Australia |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | respected by our foes |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | And then Jack sang Mr Brightside with the Killers |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Premiership player and international rock star in a couple of hours |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | People swarmed Swan St |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | it was like a soccer riot |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | And the Crows had to go back to |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | back to |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | right back to |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | Adelaide |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | that piss ant shanty town |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | While we drank piss and turn cars upside down in Richmond |
