| 00:00 - 00:03 | It was a long trip from Adelaide |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It took just over an hour to fly to Melbourne |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | To the Mecca of footy |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We were confident of winning |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But the Tigers play the G well |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's OK, we won though? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I mean, it's Richmond |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We lost... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Richmond won by 48 points |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jack Graham kicked three |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They belted us into submission |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Leave the room, except for you Tex, Lever and Jenkins |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Richmond? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Do you realise we lost a grand final to Richmond? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Richmond? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They don't even win finals let alone premierships |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Hardwick is a premiership coach |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Cotchin is a premiership captain |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Jack Graham has played five games |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Josh Caddy, friggen Josh Caddy |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dustin Martin was too hard to stop your greatness |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What about spuds like Lambert and Houli you fool? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Bachar was unlucky not to be Norm Smith medallist |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | fucking Richmond... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Richmond? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Did you at least take a few down with you? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Belt a few blokes in the head or the guts? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Did you at least make them hurt physically? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Wipe the smile off that shit truck Riewoldt's face? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Spoil that pretty boy Rance's face? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Pull that stupid Viking beard off Vlaustuin's chin? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Rearrange that twat Cotchin's hairdo? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Fucking Richmond |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | do you realise the ridicule we will face on Bigfooty? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | even #lolnorf fans are going to laugh |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Did we at least get a Norm Smith medal? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Surely you at least stood up like a true leader, Tex? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You must have kicked at least four Josh, on that spud Astbury? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Jake, you are staying to right these wrongs aren't you? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | we lost a grand final to Richmond |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Richmond! Fucking Richmond. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Let's just hope he doesn't find about Jack singing with the Killers |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You realise we just lost a grand final to Richmond? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The main board must be going off |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | The weakest premiership team in history beat us |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What happened after the siren? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tex, at least tell me you made a glorious speech? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least the Killers would have been good at the after party |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | And those yellow & black twats would have missed the whole thing |
