| 00:00 - 00:03 | So Doos, can you offer some explanation to recent results? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Well a couple of my team went with Kolasinac. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | i'd prefer they went with Otamendi |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | but let's face it, the tables say the man is Monreal |
| 00:10 - 00:11 | and the Tables are our guide. |
| 00:11 - 00:12 | Our guide? I can't even log in FFS |
| 00:14 - 00:15 | Starring : a Wayne Rooney punt |
| 00:17 - 00:18 | Ok, the tables are updated |
| 00:20 - 00:20 | How?? Couti owns BONY!! |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | Ok then, Bony looks a good shout then |
| 00:23 - 00:24 | Nooo |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Well, what are the other squads like? |
| 00:29 - 00:30 | All pretty shit tbh |
| 00:32 - 00:33 | The Community Watch opponents are all fucking awful |
| 00:33 - 00:34 | Some don't even understand Tables |
| 00:34 - 00:35 | Fuck it. Captain Siggy |
| 00:36 - 00:36 | Siggy? |
| 00:36 - 00:37 | Aye, Siggy. i think he'll be on fire |
| 00:39 - 00:40 | Bollocks |
| 00:40 - 00:41 | This guy wanted a Bournemouth defender |
| 00:42 - 00:43 | Right we've looked at the Opposition |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | and they've done less forward planning than Kerry Katona |
| 00:46 - 00:47 | Let's all get a shit player like Fernandinho to take the piss. |
| 00:47 - 00:49 | I want to captain Daniels |
| 00:49 - 00:49 | Go worse |
| 00:49 - 00:50 | Calvert Lewin? |
| 00:50 - 00:50 | Rooney? |
| 00:50 - 00:52 | Rooney FFS? The c***t's not even ON the tables |
| 00:52 - 00:53 | We could really spin them out |
| 00:53 - 00:53 | and get some West Ham players in... |
| 00:55 - 00:58 | Doos has more on his plate than a spinster at a wedding |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | and could do without his squad making stupid fucking transfers |
| 01:01 - 01:03 | What sort of a knob signs Tom fucking Carroll? |
| 01:03 - 01:03 | Me |
| 01:03 - 01:03 | and me |
| 01:07 - 01:07 | Who do we play next? |
| 01:08 - 01:08 | Fuck it, there's no CW article posted |
| 01:08 - 01:09 | But they're all shit anyway |
| 01:10 - 01:10 | Very |
| 01:10 - 01:12 | Did the other managers get Waxys to pick their squads for them? |
| 01:12 - 01:12 | Seems so |
| 01:12 - 01:13 | Ignore at your fucking peril! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Looks like we're going to have a bit of a problem here |
| 01:17 - 01:18 | at least one of the lads is considering getting Liverpool cover |
| 01:18 - 01:21 | looks like the fuckers never learn and think that, you know... |
| 01:21 - 01:22 | ...this could be their year. |
