| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have Justin Beiber rising to the top 10s |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Which means we have to capture him |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And the YouTuber PewDiePie is still the most subsribed YouTuber |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We tried taking PewDiePie out with turrets |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It didn't work so we need a better plan |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about Adele |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We need to focus on her |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | She... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Well... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Well she has a new hit out |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its called Hello |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave accept you two |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Do you understand how crappy this song is |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You think can come in here and show me this song |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It's about a person talking on the phone |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I hope you're ashamed of yourself |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I don't understand it Hello |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who writes a song about talking on the phone |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Kill this song now |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Delete it and burn my ears |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But it is impossible to delete it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well kill Adele with a bomb set it in her house |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But this is not Call of Duty |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Just kill her already i'm sick and tired of it |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Report it to Youtube |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm tired of you guys always barging in here and showing me crap |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Make me react to another song and i'll blow up your house |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Just stop |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'm gonna sue Adele for killing my ears |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And it's your fault that i have to burn my ears now |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Last time you showed me JUST DO IT |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now This I hope you think before coming in my office like this |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It makes me mad |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | what did i do wrong |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Just don't come back in here with songs like these |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | It make me fricken mad that you |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | HAVE THE FRICKEN COURAGE TO COME IN HER LIKE THAT |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Actually you know what never come in here again |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You should be jumping off a cliff by now |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Every one of you in here are the worst soldiers ever |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You all are a bunch of selfish brats |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I know he's an idiot |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Im sorry |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | about yelling at you guys |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You're still valuable soldeirs |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Its just that music piece is horrible |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Can you not show this to me ever again |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Its a horrible song |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I guess i over reacted |
