00:00 - 00:03 | So I heard about your missing turd mine fuhrer |
00:04 - 00:05 | The SS may have tracked it to the Jewish quarter |
00:05 - 00:07 | It's the part of the city with the most blacks as well |
00:08 - 00:12 | We have dogs out everywhere sniffing out your man smell |
00:12 - 00:15 | We know it's not to be found in the white quarter of the city |
00:17 - 00:19 | I left a huge wad of toilet paper there! |
00:19 - 00:21 | Wiped my taint in a circular motion |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner is a Jewish name |
00:34 - 00:36 | Only a Jew would try to sell that shit on Ebay... |
00:53 - 00:58 | Bring me a yodeler and those fucking Crips from the south of the city |
01:13 - 01:15 | A man has a shit like this once in a lifetime and you lose it! |
01:15 - 01:17 | This was a shit born in the FIRE of Satans taint! |
01:18 - 01:23 | For shit sakes |
01:25 - 01:28 | Do I have any dingleballs stuck to my ass? Take a quick peek for me |
01:29 - 01:31 | I never told you to stick a finger inside me you idiot |
01:31 - 01:34 | You are SS, Shit Seekers are you not? |
01:34 - 01:37 | I told you I couldn't do it here because the toilet was plugged |
01:37 - 01:40 | Speaking of which fire that fucking house keeper |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer we just don't have the soldiers for this mission |
01:42 - 01:46 | I told you to find it at all costs! I'm the leader of this Reich |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Furher, it rained last night, that's going to be rude to recover |
01:48 - 01:52 | Get me the top general to stick his nose in my stinking feces |
01:53 - 01:54 | Tell him to air it out first |
01:56 - 01:57 | Tell him to take the Camaro |
01:57 - 02:00 | I'm sick of staring at that Mitsubishi black top |
02:00 - 02:03 | Get the soldiers to check the garburetor upstairs |
02:04 - 02:08 | I want every fucking plumber in this city shit surfing on every toilet |
02:08 - 02:13 | Do you know how hard it was for me to crap like that? Have you ever seen a Vegan shit? |
02:14 - 02:16 | I ate Goat cheese that expired last year |
02:17 - 02:21 | I want it found so I can mail it in a bag to Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I just don't have another turd like that in me |
02:30 - 02:34 | It was the light from my dirty taint that needs to be shared, |
02:34 - 02:36 | with all of Europe |
02:41 - 02:42 | Fart right now! |
02:43 - 02:47 | One of you fuckers ate it didn't you. Get farting! I want a sniff |
02:48 - 02:53 | Ahhh don't fucking bother, I'm wearing Dolce and Gabanna |
02:54 - 02:56 | Why is this turning into a wild Safari? |
02:56 - 02:59 | I had to bloat for a week and ration my paper towel |
03:00 - 03:02 | I was bloated so bad I ruined a sofa |
03:04 - 03:07 | Did he give you Siphilis too? |
03:14 - 03:16 | What has befelled my sacred ass apple? |
03:19 - 03:23 | It was filled with corn and had an oompf to it |
03:25 - 03:26 | It was an off color |
03:31 - 03:33 | Have you tried the Brick? |
03:40 - 03:46 | I know they sell a lot of shit. With their nasty pleather |
03:46 - 03:49 | What Aryan would be caught dead sitting on that crap? |
03:53 - 03:56 | Don't say no to me again |