| 00:00 - 00:03 | Nola we have some bade news, we're really not quite sure |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | how to break this to you |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You posted a couple of new threads on the forum last night |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | One about Eggcelsior, another for unlawful carnal knowledge |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You used some naughty words in the titles |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I recall something about giving Dylan a handjob... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | but who cares, the mods don't pay attention on weekends |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Nola |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | this morning... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The mods woke up from their slumber and |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | took the ban hammer to your ass |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who didn't chip in for brisket camp, you know where the door is |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I got banned for saying fuck!?!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who gets banned for saying fuck?!? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | JIC says fuck all the time and they made him a goddamn fucking hero |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This is fucking bullshit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I do so much for headquarters |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Brisket camp is practically a huge advertisement for them! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I can't believe this shit! I'm out of Evan Williams |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Someone get me some more right now goddamnit! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We went to the Sana and Moe is out of black |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What?!? I got a new handle just yesterday! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe we could get you some green? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Why can't a Pakistani liquor store owner stock booze? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He has one job! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How am I supposed to make it through the weekend |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | if I can't troll the forum |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and make fun of people who believe in fucking magic!?!? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Half of them think Ronald Reagan was a saint |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and that trickle down economics still works |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | There's so many dumb dumbs on the forum |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | who actually believe their egg might be broken because it won't come up to temp! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't think you guys understand |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm being crucified for my sins |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | just like Jesus Fucking Christ! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I never should have done a second brisket camp |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Some drunk backed into my truck as they left to head for a bar! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We had way too much fucking food and not enough people in New Orleans of all places! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Now I've been banned from the forum? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | for a couple of stupid threads when I was drunk |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Nothing else in this world is halfway near as much fun! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Bridget, he has other hobbies, right? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I could handle this if I wasn't struggling in the bedroom |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Bridget keeps on giving me the tap |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | on the shoulder |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I've been searching on the internet |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | to try and figure out what I'm supposed to be doing down there |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | but the diagrams are too hard to understand |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I just want to troll the forum |
