| 00:00 - 00:03 | Weinstein has confessed his specifically pervy jewishness to multiple sources |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Now even The NewYork Times has decided |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the story is fit to print |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | That slag, Gwyneth Paltrow, is writing a book on her casting couch STD collection. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Weinstein has lawyered up & retained Lichtenberg, Mahldorf, & Karlhorf |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry, agent Zuckerberg |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | will bury this news |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Zuckerberg.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Zuck's trolls couldn't bury the news, & he has denounced Weinstein |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We suspect its because Weinstein would'nt cuck him by banging his nasty wife |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The following people will stay here: Kimmel, Damon, Crowe, Obama |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How the hell did this get out? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Zuckerberg guaranteed complete media control! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Which of you fools let those women talk? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Whose bitchez are these? Shut them up dammit! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You are a bunch of shitty lying pimps |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | All your Ho's are berong too me now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If Putin was here now.. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | your nutsacks would garnish Weinsteins pizza dinner! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, actresses are pure & wholesome. I'd put a ring on it. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They are nasty cum guzzling cock monsters!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, I'd still wife them up... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Go for it Kimmel, Ill please your wife while you jerk off your audience |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Even Damon knows your a cuck |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Maybe I'll order Crowe & Obama here |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to run a train on her like back in high school |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Crowe would love to have a M/F/F threesome f**ckfest |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'll upload the pictures to Instagram by morning |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Unless those god**mn censors hate cuck porn |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What the hell do I do now!? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Stalin always told me " Don't let the Goyim know" |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | It all sounded so simple |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And yet the treachery of Europe's women |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | has undone me completely.. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | DAMN SLUTZ!!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | No matter how much power they get, always wanting MOAR MOAR MOAR! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I thought male jewish media mogul trumped feminist empowerment? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | They got on their collective knees for Clinton |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They still get tingelz for that manwhore JFK |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The fattest of them slutwalk in our streets to "empower" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Gerta, Damon will still give it to you in the azz |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is a total clusterf**k!! |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | If I cant be certain of PC heirarchal immunity rules |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This Frankfurtian shit show is over |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Who has the munchies ? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm hungry. I hear Comet Ping Pong is still open |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Let's all share a hotdog pie with walnuts and extra cheese sauce |
| 03:51 - 03:55 | We can eat it in the hottub after adding some bubble spritz |
| 03:55 - 03:56 | I'm expensing this to Hillary's credit card # |
