| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our champions are ready in the loading screen |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | not all the champions have loaded up on the enemy team yet |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | but we appear to have a strong team on the rift. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Sir it appears you are jungling and |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | only the top lane isnt shown yet |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry with my ganks at top |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | top lane will be finished. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Erm...Bradley... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We just had word in... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We just had reports in from the loading screen. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That Illaoi is top. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Will bot and mid lane mains leave the room now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Wtf illaoi top! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The bitch with the tentacles! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How the fuck am i going to gank that bitch!? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | With her stupid tentacles! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Ganking her is a nightmare! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Its like walking into a hentai minefield! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | With her stupid E. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And stupid fucking damage! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir she is easily kittable and can be counterpicked. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Bullshit! She can 2v1 at level fucking 3! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You can dodge her tentacles though. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You cant dodge them! ill rather have the pen penetrate me than them! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fuck Illaoi! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Riot shouldnt of made her! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We already got bullshit champions like Yasuo and Tryndamere. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We don't need some tentacle fuck as well! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now what next? make it so the tentacles make a hentai minigame?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | With the bullshit Rito pulls, i wouldnt be surprised! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's all about stupid gimmicks now! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | She is simply a heimerdinger on crack with them tentacles! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I remember when ganking was easy. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | When tentacles didnt exist. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But now it seems useless at top. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | This is stupid... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I haven't even mentioned her ult yet! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And that is bullshit on their own! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | She can 2v1... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | On low freaking health! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Its like having some female Tryndamere! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we ban her 100%. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I miss before preseason. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It wasn't as broken. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I miss everything.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I even miss when kindred was broken. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now this game is simply full of plebs.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And i can't do anything about it. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Stupid Hentai Bitch. |
