| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's not looking good. The Americans are on the way but the Bolsheviks are already here. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | And here. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We're under pressure everywhere around Berlin. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We're not really sure who we can rely on to provide a defence. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The SS are depleted and right now three 6 year olds are guarding the Fuhrer Bunker. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Let's not stress it. We'll get Steiner to sort it. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He'll be here within hours. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've been trying to reach out to Steiner for days now but to no avail. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I've personally reached out to him but we haven't heard a thing. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anybody how thinks 'reaching out' is a ridiculous phrase can leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Reaching out! Reaching fucking out! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What the fuck does that mean. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You assholes are already turning into Americans and they haven't even arrived in Berlin yet! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | 'Get in contact with' I can understand. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | 'We've tried to call him' that's okay. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Next you'll be telling me that the SS are reaching out. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I heard it once a few months ago. I said nothing. Now it's fucking everywhere. I should have you shot. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The next fucker to say 'reaching out' will be shot. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer we've all been using coz it sounds cool. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | 'Cool'? What..like the Fonz on Happy Days? Don't be so fucking stupid you sound like a dick. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I am sure it's been in a memo that came from your office. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are you fucking having me on? People who use that are knobs. Are you saying I'm a knob? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Once I may have said 'unpack the problem'. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That's about the height of it. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Maybe the odd '40,000 foot view', so what? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But never in a million years would I say 'reaching out'. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's everywhere I look. Everywhere. And I'm saying NO! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I think Eva was 'reaching out' to Magda Goebbels last week. Jesus help us. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it just me or does it sound creepy. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Could you imagine if I tried to make peace now with the Russians and 'reached out' to Stalin? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He'd laugh his fat ass off. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He'd think we were all gone gay. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He'd be thinking 'reach around'. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For fuck sake. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I would be a laughing stock at the Dictators' Annual Golf Classic. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's bad enough that my handicap is 19. Mussolini's was 22 but he's dead. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | There is only one reason to use that phrase. Just one. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That's when you are singing that Four Tops song. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You know the one...I'll Be There. It's a catchy one. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We all say it. Don't worry. He'll calm down. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I think the words 'reach out' are in brackets in the title. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Yeah, that's it (Reach Out) I'll Be There. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I did it at a karaoke once. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But it just doesn't belong in normal language. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It's come out of nowhere and it's a fucking travesty. People you don't expect use it. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I look at them differently you know. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I think to myself....Fucking twat. |
