00:00 - 00:03 | News just in from Kentucky.. |
00:04 - 00:05 | All PPM orders are delayed. |
00:05 - 00:07 | We should no longer ship from PPM. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Instead I recommend we use VGM, |
00:12 - 00:15 | and directly ship from ResMed or Better Rest. |
00:17 - 00:19 | No. |
00:19 - 00:21 | Just have Andy at PPM upgrade all orders to overnight. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuher. |
00:27 - 00:28 | Andy... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Andy said that he can only guarantee.. |
00:34 - 00:36 | That orders will arrive within 1-20 business days. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out but Olu, Kevin, Max, and Matt. |
01:13 - 01:15 | PPM is run by buffoons! |
01:15 - 01:17 | Absolute clown buffoons! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Andy's logistics skills match that of a DeVry Universtity graduate's! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Any one of us can run that warehouse better than him! |
01:29 - 01:31 | I should send Maria to do it! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Maria would run PPM 100 times better than Andy! |
01:34 - 01:37 | 1-20 business days, our customers need to sleep! |
01:37 - 01:40 | They need to sleep and won't be able to! |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuher, they just switched to new software. |
01:42 - 01:46 | New software!? They should have tested this! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuher, they did test it. |
01:48 - 01:52 | Tested it!? 1-20 business days!? No they didn't! |
01:53 - 01:54 | We are ruined! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Deductible season is |
01:57 - 02:00 | right around the corner and what are we going to do!? |
02:00 - 02:03 | Deliver within 1-20 business days! |
02:04 - 02:08 | 1-20 business days are you joking me!? |
02:08 - 02:13 | Our loyal customers will have switched to CPAP.com by then! |
02:14 - 02:16 | We have Transcend Autos to ship out! |
02:17 - 02:21 | I should deliver the supplies myself! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I could do it faster myself.. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Even a snail could do it faster! A snail in a big heavy shell! |
02:34 - 02:36 | Absolutely unacceptable. |
02:41 - 02:42 | Kevin.. |
02:43 - 02:47 | has been getting Pre-Auth on orders all day! |
02:48 - 02:53 | and none of them will ship out on time! |
02:54 - 02:56 | All because of PPM. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Absolutely unacceptable PPM! |
03:00 - 03:02 | Even Apria can ship faster than this! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Maria, they won't send you to Kentucky. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Make the arrangements... |
03:19 - 03:23 | We will have to use different shipping methods. |
03:25 - 03:26 | It's the only option.. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Deadrick, tell the others.. |
03:40 - 03:46 | All orders will ship directly through Easy Breathe, VGM, or Better Rest. |
03:46 - 03:49 | We will make it work. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Dammit PPM. |