00:00 - 00:03 | I'm so sorry sir, Your Doughnuts have been destroyed |
00:04 - 00:05 | All of your Doughnuts, including the pink ones |
00:05 - 00:07 | Are gone.. |
00:08 - 00:12 | The Transport was captured by American Police Forces |
00:12 - 00:15 | At about here on the map |
00:17 - 00:19 | Order another Pack |
00:19 - 00:21 | And be Sure to protect it |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Furher, |
00:27 - 00:28 | The Factory |
00:31 - 00:33 | The Factory was destroyed 3 days ago |
00:34 - 00:36 | There is no way for us to transfer new supplies here. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave, Except, Keitel, Jodel, Krips and Bulpdul |
01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK GUYS! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I TOLD YOU IT WAS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE! |
01:18 - 01:23 | YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE DOUGHNUTS MEAN TO ME! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I will have all of you Executed |
01:29 - 01:31 | AND I WILL HAVE YOUR BODY ON DISPLAY |
01:31 - 01:34 | AT DUNKIN' DOUGHNUTS ALONG WITH THE SS |
01:34 - 01:37 | YOU ALL DESERVE DEATH AND SUFFERING |
01:37 - 01:40 | NONE OF YOU MAY HAVE ANY MORE RATIONS |
01:40 - 01:42 | But sir, we are all out of Rations the soldiers ate them |
01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T CARE! YOU DOUGHNUT KILLING WHORE! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Please sir, Don't Say that kind of stuff. |
01:48 - 01:52 | I don't care what you say. YOU BRING DOWN THE GERMAN FATHERLAND! |
01:53 - 01:54 | ALL OF YOU! |
01:56 - 01:57 | All of the Generals are idiotic |
01:57 - 02:00 | Drinking "Herbal Tea" And Eating Kale |
02:00 - 02:03 | AND NONE OF THE BEUTIFUL DOUGHNUTS! |
02:04 - 02:08 | AND NOW YOU HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING I HAVE WORKED SO HARD FOR |
02:08 - 02:13 | YOU ARE ALL GAY! SUPER DUPER GAY! |
02:14 - 02:16 | YOU FUCKING BASTARDS |
02:17 - 02:21 | GO SUCK A DICK OR SOMETHING OR PERHAPS SUCK OFF STALIN! |
02:27 - 02:29 | By life is Forfit. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Without doughnuts I will die, My life is gone |
02:34 - 02:36 | All because of you! |
02:41 - 02:42 | You fuckers. |
02:43 - 02:47 | I TRY SO HARD TO BE NICE, BUT EVERY TIME I DO YOU FUCK ME OVER |
02:48 - 02:53 | OH WOOP DE DO I'M A GENERAL OF THE GERMAN PEOPLE |
02:54 - 02:56 | And I like to suck off Stalin every day |
02:56 - 02:59 | And then when I'm done I like to kiss Churchil! |
03:00 - 03:02 | BECAUSE I AM A GENERAL MADE OF GERMAN BLOOD |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't Worry, he is just in a bad mood |
03:14 - 03:16 | I want to sit in a corner... |
03:19 - 03:23 | No point living without those doughnuts |
03:25 - 03:26 | They were my life |
03:31 - 03:33 | Now, get out of here |
03:40 - 03:46 | Why do you keep touching yourself? Don't you allready do that 3 times a day |
03:46 - 03:49 | Oh I see, you missed your daily wank |
03:53 - 03:56 | You are so gay. |