00:00 - 00:03 | We could pre game at Knox |
00:04 - 00:05 | Take their alcohol |
00:05 - 00:07 | Call a sober driver to get us |
00:08 - 00:12 | Then we will head to Lodge |
00:12 - 00:15 | And play some hit em up and yack there |
00:17 - 00:19 | That's fine for tonight but what about PA tomorrow? |
00:19 - 00:21 | It's Phi Class Musical |
00:24 - 00:26 | My fratstar |
00:27 - 00:28 | You.. |
00:31 - 00:33 | You didn't make the list |
00:34 - 00:36 | They said no GDIs or Nazis |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except Big Willy, Lil Dirk, Junior, and Gene |
01:13 - 01:15 | I want to go to this party! |
01:15 - 01:17 | It's gonna be fucking LIT |
01:18 - 01:23 | Jungle juice, beer, all provided |
01:25 - 01:28 | And now nothing. No drinks. |
01:29 - 01:31 | Fun night!! |
01:31 - 01:34 | I wanted to blackout and straight yack |
01:34 - 01:37 | I was literally about to grind on every girl in attendence |
01:37 - 01:40 | What? Am I gonna grind on your ass? |
01:40 - 01:42 | My fratstar but you are not gay, so why-- |
01:42 - 01:46 | I was making a point you stupid fuck! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My fratstar, we could go to Sharkeez... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Maybe if I was back in freshman year with my fake ID |
01:53 - 01:54 | Might as well drink at Mo's or POWs |
01:56 - 01:57 | Phi Class Musical was about to be so dope. |
01:57 - 02:00 | I wanted to make fun of Jahan in his boy scout costume so badly |
02:00 - 02:03 | Cause FUCK that is hilarious that he was an Eagle Scout |
02:04 - 02:08 | I told Jenny I would totally go with her |
02:08 - 02:13 | Now she's gonna think I'm a scrub because "No Nazis allowed" or whatever |
02:14 - 02:16 | And I wanted to suck face with Jenny so damn bad |
02:17 - 02:21 | Hey here's an idea, we could sit around and literally fuck our own faces |
02:27 - 02:29 | That was a joke by the way |
02:30 - 02:34 | I just wanted to get lit with the boys and yack in Spanos's room |
02:34 - 02:36 | That would've been so classic |
02:41 - 02:42 | I guess I'll drink a loko alone tomorrow |
02:43 - 02:47 | and listen to Bieber's new album cause fuck it's so good |
02:48 - 02:53 | I could listen to "Love Yourself" all day |
02:54 - 02:56 | I wanted to hookup with Jenny to that song |
02:56 - 02:59 | But now she'll probably grind with Guirguis |
03:00 - 03:02 | I'm gonna lose her to fuckin Guirguis |
03:04 - 03:07 | I won't let Guirguis grind on you |
03:14 - 03:16 | I wanted to slap the bag |
03:19 - 03:23 | Now I'll just slap my meat |
03:25 - 03:26 | masturbation joke |
03:31 - 03:33 | I wish they would let me in |
03:40 - 03:46 | Even if there are other parties that night, I only want to go to Phi Class Musical |
03:46 - 03:49 | Even USC parties |
03:53 - 03:56 | Phi Class Musical dammit |