Don Pyke at 3 quarter time
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AFL Grand Final hitler parody with Don Pyke Richmond vs Adelaide
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Well Don I won't lie we're pretty much fucked |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Richmond have us by the balls |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Their pressure is getting us everywhere |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our forwards are getting towelled up Dustin Martin can't be stopped |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And their new boy Graham is having a party on us |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How did our tough guy stance during the anthem go |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Were they scared by how well we stood? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Uhhhh |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Don... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The stance had no effect. They came out and bitched us |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The players have crumbled under pressure |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone get the fuck out of here except Tex, Jenkins, Talia and Betts |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WE'RE FUCKING FRAUDS!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ALL OF US ARE FRAUDS!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW FUCKING LONG DID WE PRACTICE OUR STANCE FOR?? BUNCH OF CLOWNS CANT EVEN STAND PROPERLY |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THIS IS RICHMOND WE'RE PLAYING |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WE'RE GETTING KILLED BY THE FUCKING TIGERS!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | HOW GOOD CAN THEY HAVE GOT SINCE WE SMACKED THEM IN ROUND 6 |
| 01:34 - 01:36 | THEY HAVEN'T WON A FINAL SINCE THE QUEEN WAS BORN |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THEY HAVEN'T WON A FINAL SINCE THE QUEEN WAS BORN |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | THEY DONT EVEN HAVE A SECOND KEY FORWARD |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Don their mosquito fleet is too much for us |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEY'VE BARELY PLAYED A SEASON BETWEEN THEM AND WE HAVE AN ALL AUSTRALIAN BACKLINE |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Don our defence is over rated |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | OVER RATED? I'LL TELL YOU WHATS OVER RATED. THAT DICKHEAD WHO TOLD ME |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THE TOUGH GUY ACT DURING THE ANTHEM |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WAS ALL WE NEEDED TO WIN |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | SOME FUCKING CAPTAIN YOU ARE TEX WITH YOUR TWO POSSESSIONS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | AND BETTS PLAYING LIKE YOU'RE STILL AT CARLTON |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND TALIA YOU MIGHT AS WELL ROLL OUT THE RED CARPET BECAUSE RIEWOLDT IS TREATING YOU LIKE A SPECCY JUMPING BAG |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WE DIDNT PLAN FOR HIM. HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING FOR MONTHS AND TODAY HE WOKE UP LIKE CAREY IN HIS PRIME |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HE HAS NO OTHER TALL FORWARD TO HELP HIM |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | IF GRAHAM KICKS ONE MORE GOAL I'M WALKING OUT ON THE CLUB BEFORE THE GAME IS EVEN OVER |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're the pride of South Australia |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We're meant to be the mighty Adelaide Crows |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We might as well be Port Adelaide |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I might as well be that flog Kochie |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And you may as well retire and start making shit calls on Twitter like Kane Corned |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | For fucks sake we're no better than those Norf Melbourne minnows and their 4 supporters |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We might as well be shipped off to Tassie with them |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The way we're going even Carlton fans will be laughing at us |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We might not even get fucking Gibbs |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright hopefully we get a good draft pick for Lever |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Call of the premiership celebrations |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tell that idiot who got his tattoo a day early he fucked up |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Dusty really is the best |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Get Danger on the phone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell him we're selling the farm to get him back. Give him 10 years, 20 million |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Give that flog all the suits and surfboards he can handle |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Tell him he can even lead the anthem stance |
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