| 00:00 - 00:03 | North Beach 18s team this year coached by Phil Douche |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Greg Lingard was the captain |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | With Alex and Charlie Halves |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Front rowers were meatheads and a fuckboi in the 2nd row |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | there full back was thai sauce with juan on the wing |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | and this team won 4 games |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | with these white trash players? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | NRL WA |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They won 9 straight |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They beat Joondalup in the grand final |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | 36-20 there centres could not be stopped |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | your telling me they beat Rockingham Fremantle Joondalup and South perth |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Who the fuck is Phil Douche ? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He plays fucking Oz Tag |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And look at their halves, Lucy tackles better than them |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Taine couldn't pass a year 7 maths test! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | niamh is a harder runner than tallas |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and brings more value to the boys |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Bowman plays more women than footy |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He has the chest of a 12 year old girl |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But he has massive triceps |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | he doesn't even get his cock out in the shower |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But they have maverick2567 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That cunt dogs the boys every fucking saturday |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | for his fucking Mrso |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | all you need to do is kick a high ball |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to tye and the cunt will drop it |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | the cunt couldn't catch aids in Africa |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | how the fuck did these useless cunts win a comp |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | last time i watched north beach 18s they had a team of retards roaming the field |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | hayden herz was playing for fuck sake |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | we even told the referees dont let those cunts win |
| 02:27 - 02:30 | what about charlie |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | why didnt anyone knock that grub out |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | all he does is talk shit |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and their kiwi boys |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Narz doesn't train, Beau and Ned yack off two coronas |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I have seen 14 year old girls last longer on the piss |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This is a fucking joke |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If this team won the comp then |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | the SG ball team is fucked |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its only because they played Friday's |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | if only they they late shotted alex more often |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | if greg didnt dye his hair so often |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | if hayden played more |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | juan stayed at that music festival |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | lets move the games back to saturday so we can stop this from happening next year |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | hopefully phil fucks off to applecross next year |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | fuck north beach |
