| 00:00 - 00:03 | nathan said he rode a jaffa cake |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | when we asked where |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | he said down the thames |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we think its a lie,what do you think nigel? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | he also said he made his girlfriend orgasm 100 times in a weekend |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | why do we employ idiots!! |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they are all vile creatures |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | also you should know .... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | its osman |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we think he fucked stephanie in his shed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | lee said he would too |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | get the savages back to work and wake dave up the lazy cunt |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | its andys job to deal with this crap! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | who's going to keep lee away from stephanie now! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and tell nathan to stop bullshitting |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and tell shane to stop perving and work! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | that cunt is gonna get caught |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | if its not school girls its grannys , |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | why cant he be from portsmouth and fuck his sister like dave |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | atleast john tipper doesnt give me trouble |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | he did get that bollox looking lump on his elbow boss |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | he still came to work unlike andy ,who's going to be my number 2 now? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | nathan and graham both want the job |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | neither of them know about airplanes or dragons! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | im left with winkle then |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | why did the toad leave me? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | he picked his nose and had shits the size of dragons |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but he understood me and we had great chats |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | he would have never made friends with the staff like andy |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | i would steal lee from that part timer andy but he will probably try and fuck trannys in my cave! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | it has to be winkle there is no 1 else |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | it will be a famous double act of nigel and winkle! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | who's going to tell nathan |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | he'll leave me for andy aswell ,i'll be pushing the blocks myself! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | why did we let zues go |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and derrick |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | worst of all jordan fucked off and took his brick shoes with him! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | he was going to my apprentice and learn all my old indian tricks |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | he was always building dreams |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | now he's gone and im left with tranny fuckers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | even the pompey boys have pics of her balls |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | stephanie ?did nathan buy you flowers? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | billy is coming down tomorrow |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | he wants to know why the job is taking so long |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | lee? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | what should i say |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | he will never let me run westminster if i tell him what you savages have been doing |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | i'll just have to come to portsmouth with you 3 |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | well talk about dragons |
