| 00:00 - 00:03 | We're going to put the laser level here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Ann's going to have the P600 here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We'll take the shot across the lake over here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Lars is going to be filming the whole thing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | while Jeranism is livecasting on Google hangouts here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Is that the Gleason map you're using, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | it doesn't look like it |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mine Fuerher |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I had to print it out from Google Maps |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | the Gleason map is too distorted to use |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who still thinks the earth is a fucking globe, get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How many times have I told you |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You can't fucking use Google Maps |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Don't you know that it's based on spheroidal math and satellite data? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I'll bet you're probably using Google Earth too |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And even fucking GPS! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | that Google and Garmin are just in on the conspiracy too! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I can't believe you're still using that shit |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But we can't navigate using a flat earth map. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Well fucking try harder...harder I said |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We've been trying for two thousand years now |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | What's two thousand more when you know damn well it's flat |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Can't you see it's flat! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Can't you feel the stillness |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the god damned thing has never moved an inch |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They've never proven the god damned spin |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | They just made up the Corialis effect to deceive us... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | control us by telling us we're on a fucking ball |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | flying at a million miles an hour through space, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and you guys can't even figure out how to make a map! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What would Eric Dubay think of you low lifes |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Eric and I even had a Kickstarter campaign |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to fund a trip to find the ice wall |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But we lost the funding |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | When Shaquille O Neal said he was just joking |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now we might never get an expedition together. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Ahh, I'd loved to have filmed it... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | the damned UN and their gunships |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | keeping everyone from finding out the truth! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's not true, even my granny's been to Antarctica |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And then there's that theodolite app |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We've made a bunch of videos trying to debunk it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | but that theodolite |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now that everyone can put the app on their phone |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | and measure the horizon drop themselves |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | our only weapon left.. is to |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | keep making more memes. |
