| 00:00 - 00:03 | I'm afraid we have some terrible news for you. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The disease is starting to spread, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | past Biggleswade and on to a larger radius. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | So far we've seen effects extend throughout Bedfordshire |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but we still target the main source to be local. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So you're telling me that the |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | problem is still small scale? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | he... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He is moving on from newspaper articles, |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he is writing a book. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Please leave, I-need-to-process-this-devils work. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT DO YOU MEAN A BOOK? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW CAN HE POSSIBLY WRITE A BOOK? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HE CAN'T EVEN WRITE A 200 WORD ARTICLE. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Has the world gone absolutely mad? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'll be DEAD before I'll read such crap. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This has gone way too far now. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Why does he think he CAN DO THIS? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHO WILL READ SUCH A THING? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, maybe it will be a small success for him. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF? HAVE YOUR LOST YOUR MIND? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, we may be able to contain it. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A book has no confines, |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | this can spread ANYWHERE. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The world already has poverty, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | hunger, war and Brexit. How will |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | they possibly deal with this garbage? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This country has already torn into pieces, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | heading towards an ever impending disaster. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | DOES GOD HAVE NO SOUL? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Nobody needs to expose their eyes to such awful thing. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | There are children out there, who are we |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | to bring them up in a world where this |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | is allowed to happen? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | When a man, with no talent |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | CAN PUBLISH A BOOK, JUST LIKE THAT? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | In a world where NO-ONE WILL DO ANYTHING |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but rather ask him for advice about writing |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | when he posts another piece of shit. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ARE THEY? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, stay strong. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This town has come to its end, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | how can they allow this to go forward? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | For a man... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | that describes himself... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | as a fucking 'cheesy sandwich.' It's a borderline crime. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | A crime to all humanity. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I have no more to say. |
