You catch Leopard Spotted Gobies here
Thick Lipped Mullet here
and Gilthead Bream here.
With these extra fish you are sure to be the Jolly Boys Champion again.
This year we'll even let you buy the t-shirt celebrating the fact
What of Darron Lewis?
He is getting very good
Pete, he has just posted 8 species up
He is now in the lead.
And Gareth P is over this week
and you know how lucky he is.
Anyone that has never caught 30 species in a year leave now
You have to be joking me!
I've bought size 32 hooks off eBay
I've had Gethyn Owen abusing me about my twat card
And Dave Pitman humiliating me on Facebook
Don't fret your not his type anyway.
you now tell me that I'm no longer in the lead?
I'm back in work now, there's no way
I can disappear to Scotland for a haddock
Pete, the weather is not ideal for Gareth P
I do not care about that speccy geek, fluking out mini-species
but he's bought groundbait for mini-bashing
The sneaky *******, he disgusts me!
Catching mini-species on 3/0 hooks
and lumi muppets
Probably getting advice off of Ross
It's almost cheating, like when I fish rock pools
Using my coarse water whip to catch gobies
after I've netted them into the pool.
I have nothing else in my life
and you tell me I'm 2nd
I bet he doesn't have size 32 hooks
Or a coarse water whip
I've planned this year in great detail
From Scotland to Weymouth.
To find out I'm losing to someone just fishing Anglesey
I've spent thousands on boat hire and B&Bs
Sleeping in damp rooms
with my car getting more battered
It's ok, he's CRB checked
They leave me no choice
I'm going to have to get out my prawn traps
and net 4-mile Bridge
I need to win
It gives me self worth
And stops the voices
I need to buy that t-shirt